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Bald MemeCoin: Alameda Research in the Jungle Spotlight?
Tracking the Crypto Jungle’s Biggest Mystery: The Sudden Crash of an $85 Million MemeCoin
Greetings Crypto Explorers! 🌴🦜
Dive right into this week’s roaring tales from the wild crypto jungle! Our head tiger, Igor Igamberdiev, pounces on an intriguing Bald MemeCoin mystery that’s been causing a stir in the foliage. Is Alameda Research behind the sudden rug pull of the meme coin that once soared with an $85 million market cap?
We’ll also be unearthing the top beasts in this week’s crypto news. Hold on tight as we swing through stories of FTX’s reorganization plan, SEC’s lawsuit against HEX founder Richard Heart, and the shaking confidence in DeFi after Curve Finance’s exploit.
As always… Stay Wild! 🌿🦁🚀.
🦍 The Big Jungle Roar
This week's monumental event that shook the crypto-jungle. Roar with us!
The Bald MemeCoin Jungle Mystery
Igor Igamberdiev, the head tiger at Wintermute, has been prowling the crypto jungle, sniffing out intriguing on-chain clues linking the Bald memecoin developer to Alameda Research. The Bald memecoin, which sent shockwaves through the jungle with its “rug pull”, had a peak market cap of a massive $85 million before its sudden crash to near-zero!
At the heart of Igamberdiev’s jungle tracking is an old treasure chest (read: wallet) connected to Alameda, which shares the same FTX deposit address as the Bald deployer. This chest has seen hefty treasures passing through and showed signs of cunning technical skills on platforms like Oasis, 0x v2.1, dYdX v2, and Set Protocol between 2019-20.
While we can’t roar out loud that Alameda pulled the rug from under Bald’s feet, the on-chain animal tracks suggest a strong connection between the token’s developer and Alameda.
But hold your monkeys! Another treasure chest has swung into the scene, showing typical FTX on-chain behaviour and tied to the first chest via shared FTX deposit address. This address was a big ape on dYdX, stirred up early SushiSwap proposals, received a POAP NFT from Yearn launch, and farmed tokens on platforms like Compound, SushiSwap, Cream, and Stargate.
So, what’s the jungle verdict? The evidence is piling up but remains as elusive as a jungle cat in the night. Stay tuned for more crypto jungle mysteries!
🌎 More on the Bald Memecoin
🦁 King of the Crypto Jungle
Unleashing the top beasts of this week's crypto news. Beware, it's a wild ride!
FTX proposes to ‘reboot’ offshore exchange as part of reorganization plan
SEC sues HEX founder Richard Heart for alleged fraud and unregistered securities sales
Worldcoin suspended in Kenya, one of its biggest markets for sign-ups so far
ETF analyst raises spot Bitcoin ETF approval chances in the US to 65%
Ethereum futures become latest ETF craze as applications tumble in
🐒 Meme Monkeys
Hopping onto the funniest and savviest crypto memes that swung through the jungle this week.
50 shades of $BALD
🦜 Jungle Mystery of the Week
Can you solve our crypto-themed riddle? The answer lies hidden deep within the jungle. Share your guesses on Twitter and tag us! (we may gift someone some crypto 👀)
In the crypto jungle, under the canopy’s shroud, Roars a memecoin, standing tall and proud. Its creator’s identity, silent as a cloud, Could it be the trader not allowed in the crowd?
A trail of an ETH stash, a house arrest badge, Hint at the mastermind behind this mirage. Guess who it is, on this thrilling voyage, Is it the same player who once made a major arbitrage?
🦩 Tweets from the Jungle
Check out these wild crypto tweets that have made it to the jungle!
Bloomberg's ETF analysts @EricBalchunas & @JSe@JSeyffe upped their approval odds of a $BTC spot ETF to 65%, up from 50% a couple of weeks ago, and 1% a few months ago.
Things are heating up.. 👀 http
— Miles Deutscher (@milesdeutscher)
12:39 PM • Aug 2, 2023
Gentlemen, these last few days have been a long month.
• Vyper exploit
• Curve pools hack
• Mich liq nearing
• Alameda rugs everyone again with Bald
• Leetswap exploit
• SEC v Richard Heart
• Cryptowatch sunsetting
• XRP ruling questioned
• FTX restart confirmed— Hsaka (@HsakaTrades)
2:31 AM • Aug 1, 2023
🐊 Crypto Swamp Watch
Bitcoin (BTC) - $28,949.12 (-1.30%)
Ethereum (ETH) - $1,821.23 (-2.92%)
Top Gainer: Helium (+37.55%)
Top Loser: Compound (-19.15%)
Snapshot taken on the 4th of August, around 3:04pm, Jungle time.
🍍 Jungle Poll Parrot
Join our parrot's poll! This week's squawk…
Igor Igamberdiev’s Jungle Hunt for the Bald MemeCoin Secret |
🐯 Jungle Snapshots
Our grand finale - Jungle madness, guaranteed wilder than any pump and dump. Enjoy, you crypto beasts!
A mud bath it is…
👋 That's all for this issue of Jungle Tales! As we part ways, let's remember the wise words of a crypto degen:
In the wild crypto jungle, beware the rug pull’s enticing dance. It appears as a vibrant peacock, promising riches and resplendence. But much like a hungry python in the undergrowth, it waits to ensnare the unwary. Seek wisdom in the jungle whispers, be patient as the ancient tortoise, and let your strategy be as clever as the monkey’s play. Remember, the jungle rewards those who tread with caution and respect its untamed laws.
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Until next time, keep exploring the wild world of crypto!
Pura Vida,
Jungle Degen
JUNGLE WARNING: Hear me, ye dauntless navigators of the crypto wilderness. This parchment holds no keys to monetary splendor. Consider it more of a cryptic map of the jungle, teeming with teachings, not a treasure chest marked with an 'X'. It neither mutters veiled secrets of investment, nor beckons you to swap your prized assets or enact any fiscal transactions. In this unpredictable crypto habitat, caution is your most trusted ally, and your own robust investigation, the steadfast compass. Equip yourselves with the shield of wisdom, as you traverse the intricate network of paths. Remember, swift success is often a false trail; it is through enduring patience, adroit maneuvering and careful strategy can you navigate this mysterious landscape. The jungle is vast and filled with enigmatic conundrums; let your own diligent research be the torch that dispels shadows. Don't be lured by the glimmering illusion of quick profits, but bend your will to the pursuit of genuine understanding. Keep your wits about you and eyes wide open on this crypto-quest. To cut a long story short, this is NOT financial advice. Safe travels, crypto explorers!hapcan