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Worldcoin, A New Star in the Crypto Jungle
Trading Digital Bananas for Eyeball Scans: A Revolutionary or Dystopian Move?
Greetings Crypto Explorers! 🌴🦜
This week, we’re roaring about Sam Altman’s wild new project, Worldcoin, trading digital bananas for a glimpse into your eyes. Despite privacy concerns, it’s got the jungle buzzing!
In other news, ‘Crypto killer’ FedNow fails, Ripple faces potential SEC appeal, and Elon Musk’s Twitter has a new identity.
As always… Stay Wild! 🌿🦁🚀.
🦍 The Big Jungle Roar
This week's monumental event that shook the crypto-jungle. Roar with us!
Our very own tech Tarzan, Sam Altman, has swung into the crypto canopy with a wild new project, Worldcoin. He’s trading digital bananas (read: coins) for a quick gaze into your peepers.
Sounds a bit dystopian? Maybe.
But like monkeys to bananas, over two million humans from 33 countries have already lined up, ready to have their eyes scanned and join the crypto tribe.
There’s chatter among the parrots about an “AI-funded” universal basic income. Details are as elusive as a jungle cat, but it’s got the whole jungle buzzing.
Just watch out for the privacy vipers slithering around - they’re hissing about potential data concerns, despite Worldcoin’s assurance that no data is stored.
So, whether you’re a curious monkey or a skeptical panther, keep your eyes on this one - the jungle’s only going to get wilder! 🌴
🌎 More on Worldcoin
🦁 King of the Crypto Jungle
Unleashing the top beasts of this week's crypto news. Beware, it's a wild ride!
🐒 Meme Monkeys
Hopping onto the funniest and savviest crypto memes that swung through the jungle this week.
🦜 Jungle Mystery of the Week
Can you solve our crypto-themed riddle? The answer lies hidden deep within the jungle. Share your guesses on Twitter and tag us! (we may gift someone some crypto 👀)
I’m a shining sphere in the digital jungle, a silver orb that sees it all. I trade not in gold or diamonds, but in glances, capturing your uniqueness in an instant. Through me, all can join the crypto feast, from the concrete jungles to the sun-drenched savannahs. Who am I?
🦩 Tweets from the Jungle
Check out these wild crypto tweets that have made it to the jungle!
In 1999, Elon Musk founded X and it eventually sold to PayPal.
2023, Elon gets to relive his dream of making the everything app by buying Twitter
“X will become the most valuable brand on Earth. Make my words.”
🤯 Fate loves irony.— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV)
1:28 PM • Jul 26, 2023
Cheap & fast transaction is never the value prop of crypto.
That's an easily copied feature. Current example: #Fed#FedNowrypto's real killer value prop is a borderless global liquidity network, something near impossible for the incumbent financial system to implement. Not… httptwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
— Tascha (@TaschaLabs)
1:14 PM • Jul 21, 2023
🐊 Crypto Swamp Watch
Bitcoin (BTC) - $29,308.48 (-1.93%)
Ethereum (ETH) - $1,875.25 (-1.01%)
Top Gainer: XDC Network (+46.89%)
Top Loser: Pepe (-12.35%)
Snapshot taken on the 28th of July, around 2:31pm, Jungle time.
🍍 Jungle Poll Parrot
Join our parrot's poll! This week's squawk…
Worldcoin - Jungle Treasure or Poisonous Plant? |
🐯 Jungle Snapshots
Our grand finale - Jungle madness, guaranteed wilder than any pump and dump. Enjoy, you crypto beasts!
Two princesses in the jungle 🌴
👋 That's all for this issue of Jungle Tales! As we part ways, let's remember the wise words of a crypto degen:
In the crypto wilderness, you need to roar louder than the FUD. Navigate through the blockchain vines like a panther, swift and stealthy. The jungle might be unpredictable, but so is the crypto market. Remember, in this crypto jungle, only the fearless survive.
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Until next time, keep exploring the wild world of crypto!
Pura Vida,
Jungle Degen
JUNGLE WARNING: Hear me, ye dauntless navigators of the crypto wilderness. This parchment holds no keys to monetary splendor. Consider it more of a cryptic map of the jungle, teeming with teachings, not a treasure chest marked with an 'X'. It neither mutters veiled secrets of investment, nor beckons you to swap your prized assets or enact any fiscal transactions. In this unpredictable crypto habitat, caution is your most trusted ally, and your own robust investigation, the steadfast compass. Equip yourselves with the shield of wisdom, as you traverse the intricate network of paths. Remember, swift success is often a false trail; it is through enduring patience, adroit maneuvering and careful strategy can you navigate this mysterious landscape. The jungle is vast and filled with enigmatic conundrums; let your own diligent research be the torch that dispels shadows. Don't be lured by the glimmering illusion of quick profits, but bend your will to the pursuit of genuine understanding. Keep your wits about you and eyes wide open on this crypto-quest. To cut a long story short, this is NOT financial advice. Safe travels, crypto explorers!hapcan