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GM, Crypto Explorers! 🌴
Get ready for our journey through the crypto-jungle where Bitcoin beasts stir dust storms and shorters perch in anticipation. We’re observing a looming $700 million options expiry and potential BTC/USD drops.
We’ll shine a light on major headlines, chuckle at meme monkeys’ antics, and ponder over cryptic riddles. As we navigate this wild territory, keep an eye on BTC — will it swing high or drop?
Grab your gear and let’s delve into this week’s exciting episode of Jungle Tales! Adventure awaits… 🦁🌿🚀.
🦍 The Big Jungle Roar
This week's monumental event that shook the crypto-jungle. Roar with us!
In the jungle, BTC is stirring up a dust storm. The Bitcoin beasts can’t decide if it’s time to roar or retreat. Will they swing high or drop like ripe coconuts?
Scout Daan Crypto Trades spots shorters on their perches waiting for BTC to reach ~$30.8K, while owl Maartunn sees potential for a quick snake-like drop in BTC/USD.
Crypto Chase and Elizy are chilling on branches - no big moves yet, while Ben Lilly at Jarvis Labs gazes at an upcoming $700 million options expiry through his binoculars.
Jungle stays in ‘wait-and-see’ mode like a watchful panther. Stay wild, Tarzans! 🦁🚀
🦁 King of the Crypto Jungle
Unleashing the top beasts of this week's crypto news. Beware, it's a wild ride!
🐒 Meme Monkeys
Hopping onto the funniest and savviest crypto memes that swung through the jungle this week.
🦜 Jungle Mystery of the Week
Can you solve our crypto-themed riddle? The answer lies hidden deep within the jungle. Share your guesses on Twitter and tag us! (we may gift someone some crypto 👀)
Riddle: I am always ahead yet can never lead. Cryptographers seek me, their need is indeed. A chain to my name but freedom I offer, Unseen and ephemeral, a jungle’s silent offer.
🦩 Tweets from the Jungle
Check out these wild crypto tweets that have made it to the jungle!
What loopholes is he talking about?
— borovik.eth (@3orovik)
5:11 PM • Jun 29, 2023
Growing list of bitcoin ETF applications ↓
— Documenting ₿itcoin 📄 (@DocumentingBTC)
6:26 PM • Jun 29, 2023
🐊 Crypto Swamp Watch
Bitcoin (BTC) - $30,785.42 (+2.58%)
Ethereum (ETH) - $1,874.94 (-0.37%)
Top Gainer: Cannation (+806.77%)
Top Loser: ConFlux (-19.19%)
Snapshot taken on the 29th of June, late at night, Jungle time.
🍍 Jungle Poll Parrot
Join our parrot's poll! This week's squawk…
What do you think will be the short-term trend of BTC? |
🐯 Jungle Snapshots
Our grand finale - Jungle madness, guaranteed wilder than any pump and dump. Enjoy, you crypto beasts!
Swinging into the weekend, Tarzan-style.
👋 That's all for this issue of Jungle Tales! As we part ways, let's remember the wise words of a crypto degen:
The shadows cast by mooning coins may seem unsettling, but remember - every bear market has its dawn in this relentless jungle of opportunity.
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Until next time, keep exploring the wild world of crypto!
Pura Vida,
Jungle Degen
JUNGLE WARNING: Hear me, ye dauntless navigators of the crypto wilderness. This parchment holds no keys to monetary splendor. Consider it more of a cryptic map of the jungle, teeming with teachings, not a treasure chest marked with an 'X'. It neither mutters veiled secrets of investment, nor beckons you to swap your prized assets or enact any fiscal transactions. In this unpredictable crypto habitat, caution is your most trusted ally, and your own robust investigation, the steadfast compass. Equip yourselves with the shield of wisdom, as you traverse the intricate network of paths. Remember, swift success is often a false trail; it is through enduring patience, adroit maneuvering and careful strategy can you navigate this mysterious landscape. The jungle is vast and filled with enigmatic conundrums; let your own diligent research be the torch that dispels shadows. Don't be lured by the glimmering illusion of quick profits, but bend your will to the pursuit of genuine understanding. Keep your wits about you and eyes wide open on this crypto-quest. To cut a long story short, this is NOT financial advice. Safe travels, crypto explorers!