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Echoes in the Canopy: The Dawn of Bitcoin ETFs
Untangling the Bitcoin ETF Impact in the Crypto Wilderness
Greetings Crypto Explorers! 🌴🦜
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the roaring rapids of Bitcoin ETFs, a monumental development that’s causing tremors throughout the jungle. As we navigate the twists and turns of this wild crypto landscape, we’ll also uncover hidden gems from the latest musings of Elon Musk to new US tax rules for crypto, and much more. So, strap on your explorer gear and get ready to roar with us as we venture deep into the crypto wilderness.
As always… Stay Wild! 🌿🦁🚀.
🦍 The Big Jungle Roar
This week's monumental event that shook the crypto-jungle. Roar with us!
In a remarkable victory that echoed through the crypto canopy, Grayscale Investments won its case against the SEC over a spot bitcoin ETF. This court decision sent Bitcoin’s price soaring like a parrot taking flight, climbing 5.4% to $27,450.
The court chided the SEC for its inconsistent approach to spot bitcoin ETFs and bitcoin futures ETFs, branding their refusal of Grayscale’s proposal as ‘arbitrary and capricious’. This ruling could have far-reaching implications for other beasts prowling the crypto jungle, such as BlackRock and Fidelity.
With 45 days for the SEC to request a rehearing with all three judges, the jungle waits in suspense for the next move. Will we see the conversion of GBTC into an ETF or will the SEC find new grounds for denial?
Grayscale roared its approval of this ruling, celebrating it as a monumental step forward for the Bitcoin ecosystem and American investors.
✅ More on the Bitcoin ETF approvals
🦁 King of the Crypto Jungle
Unleashing the top beasts of this week's crypto news. Beware, it's a wild ride!
Latest news from Elon Musk and X: crypto payments and Bitcoin license
BitBoy Crypto brand will no longer include YouTuber Ben Armstrong
Indian PM Modi calls for global cryptocurrency framework at G20 Summit
HashKey, OSL, first exchanges to offer retail crypto services in Hong Kong
SEC charges podcaster in first unregistered securities sales claim against NFT offering
🐒 Meme Monkeys
Hopping onto the funniest and savviest crypto memes that swung through the jungle this week.
🦜 Jungle Mystery of the Week
Can you solve our crypto-themed riddle? The answer lies hidden deep within the jungle. Share your guesses on Twitter and tag us! (we may gift someone some crypto 👀)
Deep in the crypto jungle, where the wild tokens play, A ghostly creature lurks, not quite night or day. Not a coin, nor a token, but closely it’s akin, Guess this jungle phantom, with a hint of digital spin.
It doesn’t slither on the ground nor swings through trees, In the financial canopy, it dances with the breeze. Echoes of a famed coin, its name does recite, Can you solve this jungle enigma? It’s the elusive ...
🦩 Tweets from the Jungle
Check out these wild crypto tweets that have made it to the jungle!
Gensler tried to spray and pray, but it just keeps backfiring.
The SEC lost to Grayscale.
They lost to Ripple.
They've been settling with multiple other projects.
And all of this comes as a knee-jerk after they failed to protect consumers from FTX.
It's time to go, Gary.
— Miles Deutscher (@milesdeutscher)
7:37 PM • Aug 29, 2023
You know that a spot Bitcoin ETF approval will be quickly followed by a spot Ethereum ETF, right?
Hold onto your butts.
— Lark Davis (@TheCryptoLark)
12:00 PM • Aug 30, 2023
🐊 Crypto Swamp Watch
Bitcoin (BTC) - $25,748.81 (-1.13%)
Ethereum (ETH) - $1,626.40 (-1.43%)
Top Gainer: Toncoin (+34.92%)
Top Loser: KuCoin Token (-15.08%)
Snapshot taken on the 25th of August, around 3:39pm, Jungle time.
🍍 Jungle Poll Parrot
Join our parrot's poll! This week's squawk…
When do you think the elusive Bitcoin ETF will arrive? 🕰️ |
🐯 Jungle Snapshots
Our grand finale - Jungle madness, guaranteed wilder than any pump and dump. Enjoy, you crypto beasts!
Another day in the jungle…
👋 That's all for this issue of Jungle Tales! As we part ways, let's remember the wise words of a crypto degen:
The jungle is not just about survival, it’s about thriving amidst the chaos. The crypto wilderness mirrors this perfectly. It’s volatile, unpredictable and teeming with life. But just like the mighty jaguar uses stealth and strategy to navigate the jungle, we too must use wisdom and resilience to navigate our crypto journey. Let’s embrace the fluctuations, seek opportunities in the shadows, and swing from one vine of possibility to the next. After all, it’s the thrill of the chase and the joy of discovery that makes our jungle journey worthwhile. Remember, in the heart of the jungle, every roar is a song, and every moonlit peak is a dance of victory.
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Until next time, keep exploring the wild world of crypto!
Pura Vida,
Jungle Degen
JUNGLE WARNING: Hear me, ye dauntless navigators of the crypto wilderness. This parchment holds no keys to monetary splendor. Consider it more of a cryptic map of the jungle, teeming with teachings, not a treasure chest marked with an 'X'. It neither mutters veiled secrets of investment, nor beckons you to swap your prized assets or enact any fiscal transactions. In this unpredictable crypto habitat, caution is your most trusted ally, and your own robust investigation, the steadfast compass. Equip yourselves with the shield of wisdom, as you traverse the intricate network of paths. Remember, swift success is often a false trail; it is through enduring patience, adroit maneuvering and careful strategy can you navigate this mysterious landscape. The jungle is vast and filled with enigmatic conundrums; let your own diligent research be the torch that dispels shadows. Don't be lured by the glimmering illusion of quick profits, but bend your will to the pursuit of genuine understanding. Keep your wits about you and eyes wide open on this crypto-quest. To cut a long story short, this is NOT financial advice. Safe travels, crypto explorers!hapcan